you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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