I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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