my soul wont recognize me after tonight
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
Houston, we have a blender
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
