Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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