I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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