Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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