that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I need water and some morals
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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