I must be too annoying 4 u.
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
Randomize
