the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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