idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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