are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
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