On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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