I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
The power of my boobs compel you
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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