Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
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It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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