I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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