her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
This beer is not sobering me up at all
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
