How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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