you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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