Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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