dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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