quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
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