you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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