girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
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