Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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