I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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