"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
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