I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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