Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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