Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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