I never want to see another naked old woman again.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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