i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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