Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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