Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
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