Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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