come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Buhtt sex?
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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