So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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