D3 body, D1 cock
I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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