Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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