ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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