when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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