I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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