My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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