seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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