Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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