what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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