Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Randomize
