i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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