He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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