Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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