Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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