Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Randomize
