she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
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